What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.